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The oxymoron is a figure of speech which is basically the union of two words in the opposite direction. Some of them around us every day that are really so absurd:

-decaf light-dark

-US

-envy-sweet sound defeat

-cold infernal

-happily married-science

Unfortunately

-fiction hopefully

white-chocolate-civil war-hero

-war military intelligence

-dry ice-parole

-dotted line-pure

evil

and my favorite:

-Eternal Love